Trend Watch: Vodka Eyeballing
Frustrated with how long it takes for straight vodka to work its way into your bloodstream and produce the desired level of drunkenness? Well, now there’s a quicker and more efficient way to ingest your vodka: straight into your eye sockets, through the mucus membrane and into the bloodstream.
Of course, you’ll have to pour straight vodka into your eyeball – a small price to pay for getting drunk as much as minutes faster than the traditional method. According to the Daily Mail, this fad is sweeping the US and the UK – so don’t get left behind!
If you are still dubious, here is some video footage of “eyeballing” being performed. First up, “Matt” takes a healthy eyeball shot, and spends several minutes recovering.
Here, “Sean” demonstrates his technique, throwing his head back and shooting what looks like a kamikaze shot straight into his eyehole.
Finally, “Carlo” helpfully provides a public service announcement warning us of the dangers of eyeballing, before tipping back his shot glass and taking an eyeful.