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Trend Watch: Vodka Eyeballing

Frustrated with how long it takes for straight vodka to work its way into your bloodstream and produce the desired level of drunkenness?  Well, now there’s a quicker and more efficient way to ingest your vodka: straight into your eye sockets, through the mucus membrane and into the bloodstream. 

Of course, you’ll have to pour straight vodka into your eyeball – a small price to pay for getting drunk as much as minutes faster than the traditional method.  According to the Daily Mail, this fad is sweeping the US and the UK – so don’t get left behind!

If you are still dubious, here is some video footage of “eyeballing” being performed.  First up, “Matt” takes a healthy eyeball shot, and spends several minutes recovering.

Here, “Sean” demonstrates his technique, throwing his head back and shooting what looks like a kamikaze shot straight into his eyehole.

Finally, “Carlo” helpfully provides a public service announcement warning us of the dangers of eyeballing, before tipping back his shot glass and taking an eyeful.

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  1. J. Frankfurter
    June 3, 2010 at 11:20 AM

    Thanks, Jess, but after J. Burger tried pouring malt liquor into her eyeball, she swore never again, and certainly nothing stronger. And I draw the line at chocolate fish sticks.

  2. Jess
    June 3, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Wait, I want to hear a first hand account of how well this works. What kind of food blog is this, anyway?

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